Beware of Dancing FBI Agents

…you heard it here folks.

Sometimes it can be murder on the dance floor, or at very least, a gunshot to one of your dancing pegs.

Recently an FBI agent, or it would be better said, a…

B – Back
F – Flipping
I – Idiot

…decided that there’s no harm is getting funky with the groove with a live gun on you.

And as back flips are prone to do, his gun broke free and ended up on the dance floor.

Gabbing his gun, he accidentally shot one of his fellow dancers in their scotch egg.

Needless to say no one’s happy, and it didn’t help that he had a few drinky poos on him when the shot was fired.

Now….

How many people would ever think of putting a scene like that in their book?

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‘A young FBI agent is given a chance to show his skills because the lead agent dealing with the latest murder case was pulled from it because of his drunken shooting at the local bar.’

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‘A blood sample taken from a freak nightclub shooting, reveals that the victim isn’t human…or is on a DNA most wanted list…or has the cure to a virus that’s raging in South America….’

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Why? Because it would be too weird.

No one would believe it.

Real life is sometimes a lot weirder …and funnier…than any fiction.

If you’re having problems coming up with your own short story ideas and not using someone else’s, (ahem!) then you need a copy of Super Simple Story Lines.

It’s super, simple, and a lot less painful than taking a bullet in the leg.

Super Simple Story Lines.

(It’s CLOSES on FRIDAY 23rd.)

PS – Oh, and scotch egg is cocky rhyming slang for leg, any higher a shot and it might have been that too.

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