Cigarettes, Beer Cans, And TV Remotes

…if I was to ask you what a beer can, packet of cigarettes, and a remote control have in common….you’d probably say …”Throw in a box-set on Netflixs, and I’d say that’s what you’d find in most households most evenings.”

Now, while you’ll find many an Al Bundy (hand down the front of his pants) in front of the Goggle box this way, you’d be wrong.

It’s actually what some folk have been taking to funerals as a token to represent the deceased.

‘I’m bringing up this TV remote to show Joe’s love of watching football on the TV.”

“Here’s a packet of Jackie’s cigarettes, she loved nothing more than a good smoke and a gossip.”

“Sean loved a drink down at the local…..

W-T-F???

While I’m no fan of the Catholic Church, I can’t blame them for trying to call a halt to the idiots that do this in Ireland.

Again, WFT??

I don’t know about you, but if that sums up your life, you’ve had a piss poor life.

That’s one thing I’ll always be grateful to self publishing for. I’ll probably never come up with a cure for cancer, or invent the everlasting gobstopper, but the fact that I can entertain people all over the world always blows me away.

I’d rather leave this behind me..

“Even though this story was short, Catherine Harper set the scene and developed Shannon and Dominic’s story very well. It’s hard to put down and keeps you on edge.”

….than a TV remote any day.

How about you, what’s going on your lid?

Picture Book Publishing.

PS – I told the kids I’d haunt them if they tried to pull that one on me.

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